Wonders never cease.
The employee who has been driving me absolutely out of my mind (or maybe, further out of it) by consistently turning in work several days past his deadline without good reason ACTUALLY TURNED IN SEVERAL ASSIGNMENTS EARLY. I'm in shock. I had spent the whole weekend planning how to discipline him when he didn't turn them in. But here they are! in my inbox! Maybe I got through to him? Maybe he has been replaced by some sort of body double?
WOW.