O.O., on a student: "She was sick, so she may be a little off. She's normally perfect. Frighteningly perfect. A perfect monster."

(minutes later)

O.O.: "It's so bad to be a gay Indian named Anil."

(minutes later)

O.O.: "When we have kids and a house, we're going to have massive amounts of electrical equipment in the basement so I can teach the kids what a 'cap farm' is."