Dave Barry: Holy Dow! I'm giving a tip on some hot stox: "The Dow represents the Old Economy, defined as 'companies that still write on animal skins.' These are the obsolete, dinosaur companies that are still trying to make money by - get ready to laugh - actually manufacturing some kind of product. Ha ha! This concept has two big economic flaws. First, it involves labor, which is, almost by definition, work. "

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