Or, it could be founded by Christ.

"The stained glass, the Latin, the menacing cathedrals, the ultra-secret conclaves of cardinals, the monasteries and convents, the intricate hierarchy, the Devil's Advocate, the cult of the Grail, the finding of the silhouette of Jesus and Mary in water stains at the base of public toilets--it's so bizarre, in fact, that you have to ask yourself: If a coalition of flamboyantly gay men, graphic designers, conspiracy theorists and ecstasy addicts got together in a room, lit up, plugged in the lava lamp and played a marathon session of Sim Church, would the end result look too different from the Catholic Church?"

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