A renowned Bible scholar's response to the question, "Were you comfortable in the hotel you stayed in, or should we look for different accomodations next time?"
"The Holiday Inn remains my preference because of its reliable shuttle service. The next time I will probably not need to share the hotel with 200 beagles and their owners. But let me not complain—it was a cut above sharing a Dallas hotel with the national cross-dressers’ beauty contest, and even a Holiday Inn in Orlando with a tattooers convention."