O.O. says, "Dude, I have Donkey Kong. Come see."
Zorak, seeing the emulator on O.O.'s screen: "That doesn't look like Donkey Kong."
O.O. says, "Yeah, this is a really cheap knock-off. It's Poverty Kong."
Next we turn to Dig Dug.
O.O. says, "I played hours and hours of Dig Dug when I was a kid."
Zorak: "Does our kid get to play hours and hours of Dig Dug?"
O.O.: "Yes, otherwise he won't know anything about Western Civilization. It's about inflating garden animals and sometimes throwing potatoes at them."