It pays to do your research!

I will be staying in Indianapolis for a conference in November. While researching hotels, I found this little gem in one of the hotel descriptions: "We like to keep our guests informed that our facility is still an active railroad station, and trains pass through on a regular schedule. The muffled rumbling and subtle vibrations of the trains as they roll through the building enhances the ambiance of staying in our hotel, where you can experience the authenticity of a living railroad station."