O.O., while eating Fritos: "I'm surprised Fritos hasn't done a Braveheart-themed commercial. It could have William Wallace screaming 'Fri-tos!' Then it could cut to a shot of the torturers pulling bags and bags of Fritos out of his belly."

Later that day: "What percentage crazy do you think I am?"
Zorak: "What do you want the answer to be?"
O.O.: "Ideally, 25 to 30 percent. Or lower!"
Zorak: "Sure, that sounds fine."