This really made me laugh -

Summa Mamas: "God's timing being what it is, i.e., perfect, Father C told a story today about a sort of 'Jesus is my homey' priest who went to a high school and said, 'if you want to know about God, forget everything you've ever learned because i can sum everything up in three simple words: God is love.' one of the students raised his hand and inquired, 'do you mean God is eros, philia, or agape?'"