My birthday is in May and I am already being asked what I want. I never, ever, know what I want. Sometimes I think my present should be not to be asked this question ever again, as it invariably provokes existential crises regarding the fact that I don't want anything, so I must have some sort of personal deficiency. The problem is most gifts are total junk that you never ever use, and it's often taboo to ask for money (even though it is hands down the best gift ever!!!! as it directly translates into leisure and/or financial security.) Usually I say I want some sort of dinner/food/cake. What should I ask for this year?