The Miami Herald | 04/27/2003 | Getting the inside story on health of your colon DAVE BARRY - So there I was, on hands and knees, crawling through a 40-foot long, four-foot-high, human colon.
It wasn't a real colon, of course. No human has a colon that size, except maybe Marlon Brando, and I'm sure he has security people to prevent media access.