(Zorak and the Old Oligarch are laughing about one of their favorite jokes - the humor that results when instead of reading the sign as "Delay in the road ahead," one reads it as: "Delay in the road. A HEAD!!!!!")

O.O.: "I've never seen a severed head. I don't think I would mind it though. It would probably be pretty gross, but I've seen gross things before. Maybe it would bother me. I don't know."

Two days later, while sitting in the drive-through at McDonald's ...
O.O.: "I've never seen a severed head."

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