Contest: Worst Pop Song Lyrics Ever
Ok people, I'm looking for nominations for the worst popular song lyrics ever. (This means no writing your own bad songs, at least not for the purposes of this contest.) Winner receives fame, a hyperlink, and maybe something else if I get creative. Contest ends Saturday, 6/8/02. To inspire you, here are some horrible lyrics from the Steve Miller Band's "Wide River":

Come on baby
Let's run in circles
Come on darling let's circle each other
And find the love, all the love that we need

Come on baby, let's circle each other
Well, we can do, do for each other
I'll do for you, and you'll do for me

And we can run like a river to the setting sun
Run like a river that has never been won
Run like a river that will always be free.

Yes, that was painful, but it built character. I promise.