O.O. says, "I'm sorry, I'm just reliving the frenetic year I spent on the runway in Milan."
O.O. says, "You're never supposed to head-butt your wife, for some reason."
BlameBush - This blog is totally over-the-top hilarious. I linked to the best entry on the first page, but you should keep poking around. (Beware filthy comments though.)
Duct Tape Fashions, Cool Gifts, Duct tape wallets, hats, purses, and more!
Ironic eBay Item of the Day
O.O. says, "You should hear the things I don't say."
USATODAY.com - 'Family Guy' may return
I haven't seen this, but know that some of you like it...
O.O., on pediatric surgery: "It's not like you can just cut up children. You have to actually know what you're doing."
O.O.'s response to the headline Notes Claim al-Qaida Behind Turkey Blasts: "So al-Qaida is blowing up our turkeys for Thanksgiving? Turkeys, Mandrake? Children's turkeys?"
Of 5854 young people surveyed in Scotland, 72% of girls who had sex before the age of 14 wished they had not done so. The same research found 11% of boys in their fifth year at secondary school thought they might force a young woman to have sex if she had asked him back for coffee after a drink, and 19% were unsure.
Catholic Culture : True and False Reform (Document) by Cardinal Avery Dulles.
Schwarzenegger Has Taste of High Life - A story about the stuff Schwarzenegger likes.
I just realized I can't recall most of my college roommates' last names, even though I only graduated in the late 90s. This is mostly because I hardly ever spoke with them.
Talk to your roommates!

I can remember my current roommate's last name though. It's Oligarch, so it's pretty unusual and easy to remember. :)
Blogger user help has written a funny response to the Onion piece on maternal blog discovery: What to do if your Mom discovers your blog...
CBN Tracts and Teaching Sheets: "CBN's Tract and Literature Ministries are Bible-based teachings that help people understand God and the purpose of life. Teaching Sheets present a unique opportunity to learn about Christian beliefs in a clear, concise format."
Like a Natural Woman - Good article on NFP via the hubby, who, BTW, deserves much praise for helping me to build a great new desk! And making shepherd's pie and cornbread!
Here is my opinion on The Matrix Revolutions. Sure, technically, it was "written" by someone else. But it's still my opinion.
O.O. says, "Humanity exists to piss me off."
(After hearing a starlet who raucously exposed her cleavage in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos say on TV that that the filmmakers were "peeping Toms, in my opinion.")

A step in the right direction ...

Catholic Bishops Urged to Repair Bonds: "The bishops ... will decide whether to draft a document urging compliance with the church's ban on artificial contraception. Surveys have found Catholics use artificial contraception at the same rate as non-Catholics and people who are not religious, the bishops said."
What a face!
According to Emode my 'Movie Star Double" is Angelina Jolie.
Experts dismiss theories in popular book via Cacciaguida.
18.75 %

My weblog owns 18.75 % of me.
Does your weblog own you?
Editor of Chicago Tribune Admits Abortion Bias
O.O., apropos of absolutely nothing, says, "I think E.T. is a metaphor for the increasing growth of homosexuality in our society. 'He's not diseased! He just needs to be touched lovingly by a young boy.'"
O.O. asks, "Did people at your work say goodbye to you yet? Just as Sappho lamented the departure of her hymen?"

GO READ THIS NOW -

Exactly what I think about zero and negative-population growth types, though never been able to articulate it this well...
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Lawyer Gets Rapped for Singing Bob Marley Tune
MONTREAL (Reuters) - The lawyer for a man convicted of shooting and killing a policeman apologized on Monday for singing the Bob Marley hit "I Shot The Sheriff" as he was leaving the courtroom.

MASTERMIND

(Submissive
Introvert
Abstract
Thinker)

Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.
Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.
Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.

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Dad Arrested After Pumpkin Attack
Meet Playboy Sr. - Has the once-groundbreaking magazine become culturally irrelevant? By Laura Kipnis: "The fact is that Playboy was always more devoted to the business of marketing repression than to freeing anyone from it. "
Mathematical Patterns in African American Hairstyles - fun.
Tim C: "I'm not going to grad school."
The Rat: "Good!"
Tim: "I really like being a student, but grad school removes education from the world of leisure and turns it into work."
The Rat: "Yeah. Just because you like having sex doesn't mean you should become a hooker."
O.O. says, "If I get to heaven, I will ask about alternative designs for the female body and why they were rejected. Assuming the voice of God: 'Yeah, we tested a version with, like, 17 breasts, but found that civilization wouldn't progress beyond the bronze age.'"
High School Girls Pummel Man Who Exposed Himself